Sub-Contractors.

Sub Contractors.  Subbies.
No not stubbies, those wonderful shorts all tough men wore in the 70s and 80s.

I'm talking Electricians, Plumbers, Stoppers, Painters, roofers, carpet layers, the list goes on.
Anyone you need to finish your project that you cant do, (or want to do) yourself.
We need them, And they know it.

They are a time paradox.   Let me explain.

You contract say a Gib stopper, Good price, you know the skill level is high, Happy to have him/her
work on your house.
Your time however, is not their time, Remember this.

If said job will be started Monday, Take a couple of weeks, They mean in another dimension of this reality.
Because in fact on your job, start time is somewhere after morning smoko, or when the surf is crap.

Once started, expect a time loop hole to occur, this is when every time you see them they seem to be still holding a cigarette or a coffee, And standing in the exact same spot that you saw them in last time.
Strangely, somehow the plaster does seem to appear on walls.
(The time Paradox in effect)

I do believe they have a secret society where every month they meet and laugh at how the builder lost his rag when they didn't show up for two days work in a row.



Don't get me wrong, the work is completed. But never on time. NEVER!
I have lost days, weeks, months, sitting on the phone tracking down wayward painters, Electricians to no avail.

Once you sign them up, Einstein's theory goes out the window.
You want time travel don't call a physicist, Call a Sub Contractor.


Builder.